What Bemani artist should YOU fight

(based off this post please read it first)

there are a lot of bemani artists out there, and they all need to get pummeled. here’s the chances that you’ll come out on top in no particular order.

dj taka
Who wins: dj taka
Look, there is a -100% chance that Taka lands a KO, but that’s because he doesn’t need to. you come in spoiling for a fight and by the end of it you’re seriously debating whether Absolute can even be considered a trance song. It makes you want to fight him more and then you just get deeper into the spiral. don’t bother.

Ryu*
Who wins: Ryu*
Sorry, but his name literally means ‘burly dragon son.’ you’re not going to win this one.

DJ Yoshitaka
Who wins: You
Ok actually I don’t know who wins here but Yoshitaka needs to be beaten up so badly. Please punch him. I’ll help.

Des-ROW
Who wins: Des-ROW
I get why you want to fight him. I want to fight him. Everyone wants to fight him. don’t do it tho. His entire Bemani career is a series of him asking people to fight him and he’s still been on staff for fifteen years. Don’t do it.

L.E.D
Who wins: L.E.D
Jesus don’t fight L.E.D. dude does NOT care. your punches will be like water off a ducks back.

Asaki
Who wins: Nobody
I forget the argument I was about to make because I just looked him up and he looks like an emo visual kei fanboy. 

you’ll win this one but why do you want to fight a visual kei fanboy. Avoid.

U1
Who wins: You
sidenote: is there a single picture where U1 doesn’t look punchable?

honestly. anyway, look at the guy, he’s like 20 pounds. punch him.

TaQ
Who wins: TaQ
“Innocent Walls was largely composed while TaQ was recuperating in a hospital. [Its] charts were written by TaQ himself. Retroactively, Innocent Walls is the first song to have a Level 12 Single HYPER chart.” HE GOT ILL AND WROTE THE FIRST HYPER 12 WHILE IN A HOSPITAL. AVOID. 

Tomosuke
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know but ughhhhhhh he’s so smuuuuuuug. Do it. Beat up Tomosuke.

TAG
Who wins: You
Like, the entire Try to Sing collection. There is no way you could lose this fight. Go for it.

wac
Who wins: You
But you won’t feel good about it. All this scrawny man wants to do is hang out in a fursuit and maybe fail his own songs if its a wild day. Don’t fight Wac.

Akira Yamaoka
Who wins: Akira Yamaoka
Guy made music for horror games. He like, did Silent Hill. Don’t fight Akira Yamaoka.

kors k
Who wins: You
Use his headphones as a pulley and kick him in the chest. When you knock him out whisper ‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, do it’, and laugh.

Naoki Maeda
Who wins: You
Naoki is the proto disillusioned Konami retiree who corners you and insists on going on and on about eurobeat. You could take him easy. Fight Naoki Maeda.

PON
Who wins: PON
“To this city we loathe, strike a punishment brimming with anger”?? This man is DYING to punch somebody. Don’t do it.

monochrome-miku:

Wowaka has passed away at age 31: https://www.sonymusic.co.jp/artist/hitorie/info/505751

The most well known Vocaloid songs produced by Wowaka include: “Two-Faced Lovers”, “Rolling Girl”, “World’s End Dancehall”, “Unhappy refrain” and “Unkown Monther-Goose”.

He was easily one of the most important producers in the history of Vocaloid and I can’t believe we’ve lost him so young. Rest in peace. 

pyrlspite:

2019 we have to stop being weird about having liked homestuck cause some of that shit was sick as hell and im gonna go out on a limb and say that we were kids who really liked something we thought was cool because it was cool and on a grand scale that nothing has quite matched since and yeah who we were and what we liked when we were younger is embarrassing blah blah blah but guys. remember what it felt like watching [s] explore, [s] enter, [s] cascade for the first time